warmlove's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yooze 'av all better screw faster then, aint 'ya? #..I know this world is killing you...# Poor Rooney. Poor Lampard, Poor Gerrard, Poor Rio, Poor Mr. Posh Spice, Poor Lennon, Poor Cole, Poor Other Cole, Poor Nancy D'...The list goes on. I got really into the FIFA WORLD CUP GERMANY 2006, y'know...travelling thousands of miles across this fair and pleasant land, I watched live games all over: in Plymouth, Salisbury and (tropical) Southampton...and was cheering the boys on at the top of my St Georges flag decorated lungs. Actually me and Karen were cheering: du, du, du, du,du, da-da da-daaah ECUADOR!down the Ale House in the first knock-out, so I'm Bull Shiting as always. My last day at the Make-Up factory tommorow. Today I volunteered to be The Supervisor of the mascara production line cos I thought it would be funny. I turned up 5 minutes late and decided to announce that I wouldn't do it unless everyone was given chairs back (they confiscated them because apparently tired, dizzy, swollen ankled people work alot faster for 8 hours withOUT seats to sit on as they work ). It worked and management gave us our chairs back! I was a hero for 2 minutes. Fight the fascist regime I tell ye! Oh, and I got my hands on a screener copy of the Porn film mockumentary I worked on last year...I make my fabulous (bad haired) feature film acting debut in it I'll have you know. (fully clothed, no penetration!) It meant so much that my Dad , and my sister's GBF watched it and they both thought it was great and really funny. I leant it to someone at work too...maybe my granma would like to see it? Hmmm porn, dildos, HARDCORE sex 'screwing' and my clean-livin', mega-Christian, hym singin' 'God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve' Granma-ma....winning combo methinks. Oh, and I'm all set up with my profile at London Easy Flatmates Direct or whatever shite name its got. I know my ideal London areas to rent in and I'm looking for that elusive SoHo Penthouse with double (pink) bedroom and dressing room with walk-in closet space for me, large rabbit garden, �250 pcm rent, free parking garage for a sweet vintage mini , and a cool group of funky dressed film student hippies to be my flatmates/best friends/personal chefs/ drinking pals/confidantes & mentors/ganga suppliers/F.R.I.E.N.D.S co-stars/love interests/gym buddies/Ska Band Bandmates. I aint asking for much. That Russel Brand off the telly is so funny. I need to remember thinking that for some reason... That Iain Lee off the telly is probably even more hysterically humourous actually... 12:54 a.m. - 2006-07-07 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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