warmlove's Diaryland Diary

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2023-04-13 - Bleak Week (need to go meet some Local Flemish Giant Bunnies)
2021-04-13 - One Subject Rant plus April 12th 2021: 'Ghastly Man' pisses into my Cycle Helmet
2021-02-16 - More Balmy Goodness soon to come
2020-08-03 - The Love of Loleta
2020-03-29 - When The World stopped doing what it did
2020-01-29 - Twenee Twenee....The Grand Dumb EuroLeave
2019-09-18 - When it was Father's Day TweneeNineteen
2019-09-08 - Blobs of truth
2019-02-18 - Toasting The Silent Kiwi Vodka Habit
2017-12-22 - Itch
2017-11-27 - John and Yoko - but look at all the fucked-up stuff that happened with them!!!!
2017-10-29 - Tarot Ta-me
2017-10-24 - Good News and George Harrison
2017-07-25 - Rental Vehicles
2017-05-08 - Please say I'm not a Dickhead
2016-09-23 - I'll get myself back
2015-08-12 - Regina George's in Hipster Clothing
2015-06-15 - I woke up like this
2015-03-22 - fucked
2014-11-23 - Trouble
2013-07-29 - -
2013-06-22 - -
2013-03-28 - -
2013-03-28 - -
2013-03-23 - Be less crap
2013-03-20 - Get-up Stand-up
2013-01-16 - A short negative story about acting and drunk Wigan chefs
2013-01-01 - NEVER SATISFIED
2012-12-09 - Plenty of Jack Daniels in The Union Jack
2012-11-21 - No 27 Club, thankfully
2012-10-28 - Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
2012-10-16 - Wandering
2012-10-05 - It's only a Fairy Queen
2012-09-14 - My Dehydrated Skin, my fussy soul
2012-08-05 - Toast
2012-07-29 - How do Vampires 'make love'?
2012-07-21 - Mysterious Dispraxic
2012-07-12 - *
2012-07-10 - Indigestion
2012-06-15 - I'm not trying to say that everybody wants to go
2012-05-09 - It'll ruin the GOOD vibes
2012-03-16 - Textz
2012-03-03 - The air she breathes
2012-02-02 - I want a ticket to anywhere. Maybe we make a deal?
2012-01-15 - What happened to The Northen Soul?
2011-12-30 - More important things
2011-11-28 - The Best Roast in the world!
2011-11-06 - Toyboy and Cougar or Boyfriend and Girlfriend
2011-10-17 - Wobbly nose
2011-09-27 - Button poppin' notebooks
2011-09-17 - Bestival to Wigan
2011-08-28 - People might think us lot are urban and whatnot but what they don't understand is that we can pick up an acoustic guitar, sing you a song and at the end of it you will clap
2011-08-12 - Opportunity knocks
2011-07-17 - Burnt-out, Anti-marriage Non-smiler seeks Athiest, Cynical and Sexy security guard
2011-07-09 - Wont you take me out?
2011-06-03 - Deja vu peach pie
2011-05-17 - You sound gorgeous, sign on the dotted line
2011-04-29 - Marry me, by Lanvin
2011-04-06 - Bad Haemoglobin y'all
2011-03-27 - Broke in the sun
2011-03-03 - I heart Man dimples
2011-02-28 - Wish I had Jungle Fever
2011-02-23 - The Poet and the guy who did (show it)
2011-02-13 - Valentine's Day Eve
2011-02-06 - Memorizing my shoes in a cigarette shop
2011-01-31 - Time Wharp Hangover
2011-01-19 - Embarassment makes you a better actress they, erm, say. Surely?
2011-01-09 - The Drink does work. Though it makes you terse
2011-01-01 - There will always be houmous
2010-12-28 - An AWFUL Festive Season!
2010-12-18 - HairRAGE
2010-12-08 - New Home
2010-11-23 - I'm a hot mess
2010-11-09 - Sadness, Ageism and Cymru
2010-09-17 - THIS AINT MUCH ENTERTAIN'
2010-09-12 - It's like sex isn't it Peter?.. Vascular surgery...messy, fun and when done right you leave satisfied
2010-08-21 - Down
2010-07-28 - Diary Entry
2010-07-22 - Worst day EV-AH! (Wha'd am I? Chopped liv-ah?)
2010-07-17 - She was there for me in my incarceration/ I wanna show the nation my appreciation
2010-07-01 - Fuck You CREDIT CHECK
2010-06-21 - Peaches and Herb
2010-06-03 - Glaaaassssgooow! Concrete jungle where dreams are ruiinneeed
2010-05-31 - BUMP
2010-05-26 - Oh so peckish, waiting for funds to clear
2010-05-09 - This is bleak
2010-05-03 - Have I lost my mojo?
2010-04-24 - MAKE POVERTY HISTORY! CHEAPER DRUGS!
2010-04-12 - You are NOT of sound mind
2010-03-30 - Bastards with Shamrocks
2010-03-21 - See me blush, hear me cringe
2010-03-10 - Camise's Advice
2010-02-28 - Like a Diamond.
2010-02-04 - I HATE the idea of ' Role Models'. Though if you need cheatin' tips there's Tiger and Terry
2010-01-16 - Pay attention to me SOMEONE!!!!
2010-01-06 - NO Blue January
2009-12-30 - Festive Stumbling
2009-12-19 - *Don't let the bells end*
2009-12-12 - Shhhh!! It's Christmas!
2009-11-30 - My Karma
2009-11-24 - 25. Good Age. Same Mistakes
2009-11-08 - Just say \"NO\"!
2009-10-12 - Dizzy Summer Smells
2009-07-07 - Stormy weather
2009-06-17 - Ronnie, why are you being so hostile?
2009-06-09 - Weekend Frump
2009-06-02 - Kiss and tell on me = washing �3.95 hops out your pretentious hairdo!
2009-04-24 - Distractions from Life, Starring Me
2009-04-01 - I am BORING
2009-03-21 - Who the devil is this Lady Ga-ga?!
2009-03-04 - Hate the drink, the bands okay...DONT get me started on the paisley sundress suppliers
2009-02-22 - They're just not (that) into you said Frank SiNAZI
2009-02-07 - Romantic Roadtrip
2009-01-09 - I, see a teenagers life is a cynical one (Imogen, Cymbeline Act 3 sc II, no?)
2009-01-01 - 2008 was bloody great. And a bit crap
2008-12-25 - Christmas loooooooooooooove
2008-11-27 - Short and 24
2008-11-04 - Mr Barrack Obama and whatever happened to that wanker shaped mixer-tap?
2008-10-09 - Connection and Cheap Gothic Chic for Chics
2008-09-03 - I shall be reading the part of 'Worthless Hangover'
2008-08-14 - What doesn't kill me Kayne West's me strongerrrrr
2008-07-25 - Everyone you meet they're jamming in the street....Allllll Night Long!
2008-07-19 - Paranoia and Career-Ca-shmeer
2008-07-08 - Goodbye FT2..what the fuck is me doin' now picknie?
2008-06-06 - This aint a blog and I aint a computer-geek, bruv
2008-04-19 - Get over it!
2008-04-06 - I dont want to be bitter, but I'm so sick of this
2008-02-29 - None of my fucking business!
2008-01-16 - I will miss you so, so much Frenchie
2008-01-13 - Never look a pervy 50-cent-on-smack lookalike in the eye
2008-01-01 - 2008 is bloody well here you freaks..an even numbered year! Most excitingly sexy!
2007-12-26 - I'm so in love with....who? (oh, shit)
2007-12-20 - Yules a ho! Oh!
2007-12-03 - Living for the weekend: Wish my life was really a HardFi song so I wouldn't be working on that smash hit 'antisocial-dead person' show from t' telly
2007-11-28 - I should be so lucky...with my rubber ducky...
2007-11-10 - East is yummy
2007-10-21 - London Calling..you heard what they said and some of it was true
2007-09-23 - The Brixton House Invasion '07
2007-09-20 - It's not me, it's YOU
2003-05-14 - No kissing please, were Bollywoodian
2007-08-20 - Me and FT2
2007-07-31 - Guilt..thy name is moi
2007-07-22 - Whats love got to do with it, Tina?
2007-07-15 - Diagnosis: Sex
2007-06-16 - Serendipity...could happen!
2007-06-07 - 'I've got glass in my japs eye' (THE funniest thing ANYONE has ever casually metioned to me in the history of all!)
2007-05-18 - I am Denise and Caramel Bear
2007-05-10 - THERE ARE NO FIRE ESCAPES IN THIS LESBIAN BAR!!
2007-04-23 - I feel so, so, so upset and disappointed
2007-04-02 - I have Justin Timberlake in my head...leave Mr. Trousersnake, leave please
2007-03-24 - I just want to get to bloody Shoreditch!!
2007-03-19 - Creepy Cheltenham
2007-03-12 - Yeah, we got trouble..down here in River City
2007-03-12 - I feel...happy...Love is Hell.
2007-03-08 - Am I losing my subtlety?
2007-02-28 - THIS IS WHAT GOD CAN DO!!
2007-02-19 - Camden Town: Come take a swim through our Loch, full of romantic algae and rusty needles
2007-02-02 - Do you wanna run away forever?...I would say it was your best idea ever Colin Firth..ew, as if..I can't stand all that Mr Darcy stuff! ew!
2007-01-14 - People look at me and they know...they can tell something is wrong...like I dont belong. Go away James Morrison, you're so negative, grrl
2007-01-01 - I'll take a cup of kindness dear.
2006-12-31 - Ugh. 2006 draws to a close and I get a singing flasher! Karma?
2006-12-25 - So open up your morning light and say a little prayer for I
2006-12-11 - I wanna hit that Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh!
2006-12-06 - Three days of unfortunate Bus Chat-ups: Beautiful men, however, you're more than welcome!
2006-11-21 - My Twenty Second Birthday...I love the cocktail and talk complete sense always.
2006-11-13 - London, Dublin, Edinburgh and Cardiff - you're a great mate Soph
2006-10-30 - Hallow'een: good demons or bad demons? I like spooky cupcakes
2006-10-23 - Damn you Sadie Frost...your knickers look well frumpy
2006-10-01 - Hampshire is the new Staines...Debenhams are fuckers.
2006-10-01 - Moooooooooooooooooo. Moooooooooooooo
2006-09-10 - London, london...so good to me..da...da...da...da....da
2006-08-27 - Lets see what this love can doo-oooooo
2006-08-21 - Simon says: 'Kick her in the balls and waggle her bosoms' - that is NOT surreal I have learnt.
2006-08-14 - Getting one was well easy, I got mine on-line, but you can get them from tube stations and oyster ticket stops. Smug London fool
2006-08-12 - Snaaaaaaaaaaaakes on my mo' fuckin' plane, mother fucker!
2006-08-06 - 'Do you want to be a dancer in my music video? Just slip on this bikini I found in the trash can.'
2006-07-25 - I know a 49-er, his name is Ronald.
2006-07-10 - Zinedine Zidane adore jouer au foot et il aime manger le chocolate
2006-07-07 - Yooze 'av all better screw faster then, aint 'ya?
2006-06-20 - 'Cos I'm thinking of Roo and the things he can do...We're gonna win the world cup, we're gonna win The World Cup
06-06-06 - I'm screwing 8 til 5 these days.
2006-05-28 - The 'Whoredrobe' lady dubbed me 'Cuntinuity'
2006-04-25 - Goodbye Simon and Miquita.
2006-04-08 - How not to be, what the Polish call a: Kurwa
2006-04-02 - 'Cause I'm mystified and you know I've tried I just can't get through to you.
2006-03-28 - Surfing the Golden Wave. No lube needed.
2006-03-22 - I could so fall in love with you...The only problem is ...the syphilis.
2006-03-21 - Paddy Reilly has a gorgeous beard.
2006-03-15 - Psychic Sarah saw into my future. What .a .dumbass.
2006-03-13 - What happened to the dreams of the girl president? Shes dancing in the video next to 50 cent. Damn fool
2006-02-26 - Perhaps that 'ole urban kebab myth 'bout semen in the mayo aint no myth...
2006-02-21 - How hot is Jake Gyllenhaal?! Answers on a post card please
2006-02-14 - I aint walkin' no line Johnny
2006-02-03 - Love hurts, but not for the Jesus Burglar
2006-01-26 - Slow down bitch, or lose it again.
2006-01-19 - You love someone with all your heart and then they die but the next day you go and see Brokeback Mountain
2006-01-12 - Nelly drives cars legally and Simon does stand-up!
2006-01-6 - I'm so Hollywood and living in a shite-hole
2006-01-03 - Craig David went nuts and started telling knock-knock jokes.
2006-01-01 - Beans for �3.50 each and Stolen Malibu
2005-12-30 - Black Einstein and a Diamante phone
2005-12-24 - Never trust a gay-bashing man in a Celtic shirt
2005-12-17 - Punani Paninis & A Frickin' Wonderful Actor
2005-12-16 - Driving Theory & Lesbian pubes
2005-12-11 - Hot Chocolate and The Come-down
2005-12-09 - Get a real job and an ass crack
2005-12-06 - Cherie Blair is a beard
2005-12-05 - Braids, Gays and Canadians
2005-12-04 - In da hood
2005-12-02 - Buffalo hair-soldiers
2005-12-02 - Object of my gym-fection
2005-11-30 - Stupid cocks and gym shorts
2005-11-29 - Afro-Carribean is a lotionable hair type