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Craig David went nuts and started telling knock-knock jokes.

#wake up and see the sarcasm in my ey-y-y-es# Before the start of this year is too far gone I should go through great stuff that happened in 2005: (really quickly mind...you should live for the present ...or some shite like that)

- I adopted a big rabbit from the RSPCA named Clementine. She's the most gorgeous bunny. - I got a tatoo... of a Lion - Aslan type thing. - I discovered the proper New York City, Lived in The (fabulously cute) Village and went to Coney Island and (loved it so much) Woodstock. - I had a perfect ('Before Sunrise-esque') evening of really sweet bonding (not THAT kind) over red wine with this very 'fit' guy. - I blagged my way into Live 8 in Hyde Park courtesy of two (names I've forgotten) Jamaican rubbish-in-the park-after-the-concert-clear-uppers..Thank you gentlemen. - I had jobs on two feature films (one of them a fake porn documentary! yeah!), 5 short films and a music video...I learnt shit loads, had so much fun and discovered that film industry politics is bullshit that I will not EVER take seriously!

- Went to see the (erm) incomparable Mr. Van Morrison live in concert finally and he kicked some jazz-folk-blues ass. - I saw Rob Brydon on the tube...I believe that ones on the wrong list...Uninteresting-as-shit events of '05 I suppose. - I discovered that I dont hate London...some places are cool and non-shitty! - I had a mini 'Who AM I? WHO am I? Near Emotional- nervous-breakdown and personal identity crisis in mid-summer which lasted about two weeks...It had to happen, in an everything happens for a reason way, and I'm so much happier now because of it. - I worked with a couple of complete bastard film producers also, but the 'abuse' made me 'likesteel'... - But I also worked with Lucy and Adam who were the two nicest filmy people to work with ever...bless em. - And on the fancy dress front, 2005 was another awesome year... I was * A 1980's New York City prostitute, grotty fur coat, snakeskin skirt, too much smudgy blue eyeshadow, big red, smeared lips, classic ripped black fishnets, way tacky pink stilletoes...though I did get a little, little vomit on the fur, before I mysteriously passed out after 3 drinks..ugh. * A 1970's Porn star from the 'poke picture' classic 'Debbie does Dallas'. *Me in a mint green ballgown winning my first Best Actress in a Supporting Role Academy Award! * Beyonce as Foxy Cleopatra in Goldmember..golden afro, with gold afro comb, shit load of medallions, teeny golden hot pants, huuuge gold disco platforms and I had to totter around in pain behind the bar at work. Ow.

X 2006, baby, 2006......

L X


6:30 p.m. - 2006-01-03

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